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“The moment I saw him charging the steps on January 6, I knew I wanted to rip off his Viking helmet and find out how quickly he could send my body into a constitutional crisis.”
“He had a sharp, strong jawline from years of clenching it every time someone mentioned universal health care.”
“I could tell he was the kind of hunk who wanted to undo my bra—and my rights.”
“A spicy DM from his anti-woke meme account landed in my X inbox. I smirked as Grok replied, ‘Hot. Elon enjoyed reading that.’”
“For our first date, he told me I could pick the spot—anywhere my heart desired, as long as it was a business that had dismantled its DEI policies.”
“His masculine energy radiated, and my body tensed with delight—the exhilaration trickled all the way down, like tax cuts for the wealthy that would benefit me, a mid-tier MLM distributor.”
“We had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.”
The post The Real Outrage About the Yemen Signal Group Is That It Called for Attack on Civilian Home appeared first on The Intercept.
“Let go of your hate.”
“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
“Some day you’re gonna be wrong; I just hope I’m there to see it.”
“Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?”
“You might wanna quit while you’re behind.”
“Laugh it up, fuzzball.”
“This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don’t give a damn. None shall pass.”
“Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.”
“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.”
“Great, kid, don’t get cocky.”
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”
“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
“I’m a big deal in the resistance.”
“How wude!”
“So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause.”
The Pentagon’s academic program studied dissent, protest, and radicalization. Now it’s being replaced by a private AI surveillance network run in total secrecy.
The post Trump Killed Public War Research. Stargate Will Make It Secret—and Far More Dangerous appeared first on MintPress News.
A complaint to Connecticut’s attorney general says Yale’s endowment is also violating its own investment ethics policies.
The post Yale Investments in Companies Selling Arms to Israel Violate State Law, Says an Official Complaint appeared first on The Intercept.
Go to a festival or fair. Stand in the longest line you can find. Buy something you don’t want.
Wake up at dawn on a Saturday morning. Make pancakes. Peel an orange. Fill two bottles of water. Sing the ABC’s twenty times. Do all of this before you have coffee. Bonus points if you do it before you pee.
Pick a random Nickelodeon show aimed at seven-year-olds. Make sure it sucks. Watch it repeatedly until you start to develop a Stockholm syndrome affection for it.
Sit down. Get back up. Sit down again. Get back up. Walk two miles around the kitchen. Go up and down the stairs three times. Sit down. Get back up. Repeat until you want to cry.
Get ready two hours early. Wait until it’s time to leave and then decide it is imperative to count every piece of silverware you have. Do not leave your house until you’re a half hour late.
Insist visitors arrive with a new rock or stick. Instruct them to place them in new and interesting places.
Go to a bar. Find an angry drunk. Attempt to convince them they need to calm down and go to bed. Do not react when they swing at you. Continue to be gentle but firm.
- by Aeon Video
- by Zindel Segal & Norman Farb
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