Eight strangers sit in a circle of folding chairs, dressed in various interpretations of business casual.
JIGSAW: Rise and shine, conference-goers. You’re probably wondering where you are. I’ll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room you die in. Or the Rose Room at the Best Western Kachina Village.
Gasps all around.
JIGSAW: I want to play a game. Two minutes from now, that timer above you will run out. You have until then to go around the circle and say your name, then a hobby you enjoy that corresponds with the first letter of your name. I’ll begin. I’m John, and I like juggling.
CONFERENCE GOER: Hey everyone. I’m Hannah, and I like hang-gliding.
The intros continue around the circle until SARAH, who is speechless and alarmingly sweaty.