Dear Mister Poe,
At the end of this month, we will be reaching the conclusion of your one-year lease. I wish I could say that I am sorry to see you go.
I’ll admit that I was initially impressed by your literary credentials and surprisingly fine taste in furniture. Due to your patterns of negligent and disruptive behavior, however, I am unable to return your security deposit.
Within the past three months alone, the violations of your lease and our community standards have included:

