1. From Behind Like a Baddie
Show off your booty with this classic bikini photo taken from behind. Look back at the camera by craning your neck 180-degrees or as far as you can without snapping your spinal cord or scrunching any neck skin for a definitely-not-candid candid shot that is oh so cheeky.
2. Tuck and Trot
Nail this pose by squeezing all your internal organs as close to each other as possible while simultaneously elongating all your limbs. Your intestine, liver, kidney, or any other essential body part that keeps you alive, should be constricted and shrunk to zero visibility. We’re going for fresh, not flesh. Now strut along a beach or pool deck with zero awareness of your surroundings. You might trip on a pool noodle or step on some piercing sea shells. It’s just par for the course. Pain is beauty!