It is a truth universally acknowledged that a teacher in possession of one hundred essays to grade must be in want of a new season of Bridgerton to binge.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a student you gave a pencil to yesterday in possession of a perfectly functional pencil case must be in want of a pencil.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a teacher in possession of a chic new haircut must be in want of a student earnestly asking, “Why do you look so tired today?”
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a boys’ bathroom in possession of freshly painted walls must be in want of a hastily drawn penis.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a group of teachers in possession of decades of classroom experience must be in want of a mandatory three-hour professional development seminar run by an educational consultant who completed ten months of Teach for America in 1998.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that an educational YouTube video on the historical context of Things Fall Apart must be in want of an advertisement for adult diapers.
