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Thu, 12/02/2026 - 00:00

A quart of ice cream every hour?

No.

Any processed food?

No.

What about the processed food advertised during the Super Bowl?

No.

Really? Not Pringles, or Dunkin’ Donuts, or the chips from the Lay’s commercial about the retiring farmer that made me cry?

Still no.

How about the beer for sale at the football stadium?

No.

Even the Budweiser from the ad with the eagle and horse, which looked like Pegasus, that made me cry?

That is also a no from Mike Tyson.

Anything fudgy that makes people feel fudgy?

Definitely not.

What about the single salty tear that runs down your face when you cry?

No, the sodium content is too high.

RFK Jr.’s new inverted food triangle ends the war on protein, but my doctor says to limit my cholesterol intake. Should I still consume more cheese, meat, and whole-fat milk?

Yes! MAHA!

So I can have cheese even if it’s processed?

Yes. No. Trick question.

Created
Wed, 11/02/2026 - 19:00
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Created
Wed, 11/02/2026 - 09:35

Una periodista de oposición financiada por Estados Unidos reveló que el Departamento de Justicia de Trump ha elaborado una acusación secreta contra la Presidenta Encargada de Venezuela para que “penda sobre su cabeza” y la ejecutará si ella se “desvía”. La administración Trump está usando una acusación secreta para usarla contra la presidenta encargada de Venezuela Delcy Rodríguez, según la editora en jefe del medio, financiado por Estados Unidos, Armando.info. “Una de las informaciones que manejamos es que Estados Unidos […]

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Created
Wed, 11/02/2026 - 06:33

Update: discontinuation has moved up to immediately from the original date of May 4th

Due to instability and the observed lack of use of the 1.x API for the Automatic Updates contrib module, we have decided to move up the end of life effective immediately.

The Drupal Association engineering team  is announcing the end of life (EOL) of the first generation of the Automatic Update API, which relies on a different original signing solution for update validation than later versions.

Drupal.org’s APIs for Automatic Updates 7.x-1.x and 8.x-1.x will be discontinued on March 6th, 2026. These versions of automatic updates have been unsupported since the versions of Drupal core they are compatible with, 7 and 8, became unsupported.

Created
Wed, 11/02/2026 - 05:46

A US-funded opposition journalist revealed the Trump DOJ has crafted a secret indictment of Venezuela’s Acting President to “hold it over her head,” and will execute it if she “derails.” The Trump administration is using a secret indictment to assert leverage over Venezuela’s Acting President Delcy Rodríguez, according to the editor-in-chief of the US government-funded outlet, Armando.info. “One of the information we manage is that the US is holding an indictment against [Rodriguez] to make it public, just in case […]

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Created
Wed, 11/02/2026 - 05:00

I need you to write a memoir of my life as an obscure literary genius. Make it a multi-volume set, kind of like Casanova’s. Basically, the drama and bravado of my novels are outmatched only by my real life. At all times, you must make me sound tortured, misunderstood, and extremely cool.

The language should draw comparisons to David Sedaris, Joan Didion, every author with a 4.3+ average rating on Goodreads, and whoever wrote that badass Mötley Crüe memoir.

As far as the audience, it should appeal to everyone from New York Times critics to my uncle Carl, who hasn’t read a book in thirty years. Make it particularly impressive to any stepdads who might still think that I’m a “little momma’s boy.”

Give me a dramatic birth story where the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck, but luckily, my biceps were big enough to unravel it myself. Say that I’ve used that as a metaphor for wrangling with my fears of imperfection ever since.