It’s me, that woman you barely remember from your tenth-grade homeroom who keeps turning up on your Facebook page like a cold sore. Before the election, I mainly posted wine o’clock memes and pictures of my grandbabies; I never publicly declared who I was voting for. But I can say it loudly and proudly now: I voted for Trump. And I’m tired of all the fearmongering I’m seeing from libs like you.
It’s been over a week since Harris conceded, and you’re still ranting and sharing gloom-and-doom articles. People are too focused on the negative! Trump will make inflation vanish completely. He’ll bring down the price of eggs and gas, and we’ll have more money in our pockets to buy cheap fast fashion made in Chinese sweatshops. Those tariffs he promised are going to work wonders.