I hope you don’t mind, but my buddy texted me, and I told him he could stop by. I’ll warn you in advance, he can be a lot. But once you get to know him, he’s great.
I know this is a “shoes off” house, but trust me, you will want him to keep his shoes on.
Are you the type of person who gets offended by jokes? Because after you meet him, you probably will be.
But he’s fun. He never shows up empty-handed—he always comes to a party with a six-pack of beer. But tomorrow morning, you’ll notice all your most expensive wine is missing.
He’s going to flirt with your wife. Either it will make her uncomfortable or she’ll be drawn in by his allure. Just keep an eye on both of them. I’ve seen it go both ways with this guy.
Really, he’s a gem once you get to know him. Speaking of that, do you have any loose gems in the house? I’d put them away.
He’s going to be wearing a cloak, which may seem a bit weird at first. But he pulls it off. By the end of the night, you’ll feel like the weird one for not wearing a cloak.