TO: FAM CHAT
Guys—Katie, excuse the use of “guys” for a sec here, but honestly, didn’t we always kind of think that was one notch over the woke line? Well, I did. There’s no suitable uh… alternative and… Anyway…
Okay. So. The thing of it is that a TV writer I know just wrote a memoir. And the fact checkers called because the good news is…
I made the memoir! I’m in it!
And I am described as…
Well, a few ways… network senior vice-president of content, of course. And…
In other language. Colorful language. Writerly language.
That is the complicated part, and why I’m communicating here is to kind of foreshadow to you guys, especially Katie and Thomas, because you didn’t sign up to be our kids, at least Mommy knew what she was getting into, but…