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I’m a regular guy like you. I drive cars, sometimes several at once, and say “zoom zoom” and “brrrrrbrrrbrrrrbbbbbbrrrrr” when I drive fast. Just like you do. I know cars—in fact, I’m married to a car, but please don’t check. So, when I look at a Toyota Camry, I see the watery eyes of a child gazing up at me, hoping they can afford healthgroceryhousingcarecaid. It’s a sad state of affairs. Purchasing this Camry from me and my boss, who will be SO mad if I miss this sale, is like taking a deep breath of clean air and exhaling. Think about that, not the car itself. And if you have doubts, just know that this—this right here—this is my face, and it’s talking, and it’s got the gift of the gab, and it’s 100 percent real human. Trust.
A letter from four construction bosses’ organisations to Murray Watt, Minister for Employment, has blown open the real agenda behind the attack on the CFMEU.
The post EXCLUSIVE: Bosses’ letter to Labor reveals conditions, union rights the real reason for attack on CFMEU first appeared on Solidarity Online.
Some go gently into the night. Others die in freak accidents or deadly invasions, or after a showy display.
The post Your Cells Are Dying. All The Time. appeared first on Nautilus.
Users of Meta’s platforms could see posts taken offline if they include the upside-down red triangle symbol.
The post Facebook and Instagram Restrict the Use of the Red Triangle Emoji Over Hamas Association appeared first on The Intercept.
“The simple fact is that the housing crisis lies squarely at the feet of the malevolence of developers just like Donald Trump himself.”
The post J.D. Vance Blamed Immigrants for the Housing Crisis. Corporate Greed Is the Real Culprit. appeared first on The Intercept.
1. Open the event with some pleasantries, perhaps a quick lighting of the holiday candles. Feel free to say a few blessings. A quick note: This will be the only time you should NOT bring up 1999’s soup-to-nuts, flawless film Blue Streak, starring Martin Lawrence at the absolute pinnacle of his movie stardom.
2. Despite the joyous get-together, it’s now time for one of your relatives to discuss the most morbid event of the past year. Stay poised as it is nearly the moment to lament how so few films nowadays can duplicate Blue Streak’s brisk but enjoyable ninety-three-minute run time.
3. Just as Uncle Kenny says, “Speaking of anniversaries,” you interrupt, marveling at how it’s been twenty-five years since you first saw a certain two-hander starring Martin Lawrence and Luke Wilson at the White Flint Mall Cineplex in Bethesda, Maryland.
This blog has been re-posted and edited with permission from Dries Buytaert's blog.
DrupalCon Barcelona 2024 Driesnote presentation
Approximately 1,100 Drupal enthusiasts gathered in Barcelona, Spain, last week for DrupalCon Europe. As per tradition, I delivered my State of Drupal keynote, often referred to as the "DriesNote".
If you missed it, you can watch the video or download my slides (177 MB).