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For years, we Democrats have been reminding you that Donald Trump is a danger to democracy and a scourge on our nation. His election back into our highest office is a terrifying, perhaps fatal turning point in American history. He will bring about a backslide from which we may never recover. But what is most important right now is civility. Propriety. Politeness. Today, we’re taking the high road—the one that leads directly off a cliff. This dire threat to democracy must be certified.
Four years ago, this man incited an insurrection. He attempted to thwart the democratic process, to overturn an election. We must never forget what happened that day, no matter how many ways he bends its truth. We must tell of its violence in our history books and teach of its blight to our children so it may never be repeated. Except today, when we need to come together and agree on one thing: That guy should be in charge.
You may be asking, “Wait, so everything’s suddenly fine now? Process takes precedence over country?”
No. Never! Never. Never, ever. Just today, though. Today, yes.
Rep. Sara Jacobs is trying to raise the alarm about the key U.S. ally’s conduct after the Christmas strike killed 10 civilians.
The post Nigeria’s Military Gets Billions in U.S. Aid. On Christmas Day, It Bombed Its Own Civilians Again. appeared first on The Intercept.
DREW: This house has been run down since the ’70s. We’re hoping we can help it get its groove back!
JONATHAN: That’s right. We’re going to give this fixer-upper a big boost of curb appeal.
GEORG: Why do you avert your eyes? Can you tell that I am nude beneath my velvet cloak?
JONATHAN: I think we should redo the roof first.
DREW: No way, I’m all about bringing these floors back to their glory days.
GEORG: Have you ever eaten tiger prawns on the burnished gold sands of Tahiti’s shores? It is true: I, Georg Property, have long known such carnal delights.
JONATHAN: The driveway is—
GEORG (sadly): We are the only species that dips the bodies of our fallen prey in butter. We are a species of lonely gods.
JONATHAN: This kitchen is so dated!
