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Dear Parent or Guardian,
Despite our laughably small budget, the district insists we keep up with tech trends. As a result, you must manage a shit ton of cheap, hard-to-use apps and websites this year.
Classroom Assist
Students use this platform to chat with teachers and submit assignments outside of school hours. To enroll your child, click here and answer three ancient Babylonian riddles, each more difficult than the last. Failure to correctly answer each riddle will lock you out of the site for forty-eight hours—plenty of time to consider homeschooling your student.
Volunteer Wizard
A reminder that you’re required to volunteer at one super-stressful school event per semester. (FYI, we need someone to cover a vape-patrol shift at the homecoming dance.) Sign up on this overly complicated app that’ll make you wonder why we didn’t just use a Google Doc.
Former UN weapons inspector Scott Ritter warns that Israel is unraveling from within after its latest attack on Lebanon, as its military weakens and society fractures.
The post Scott Ritter: Israel’s Collapse is Imminent Amid Escalation in Lebanon appeared first on MintPress News.
Once upon a time in America, we could all argue about whether or not U.S. global power was declining. Now, most observers have little doubt that the end is just a matter of timing and circumstance. Ten years ago, I predicted that, by 2025, it would be all over for American power, a then-controversial comment that’s commonplace today. Under President Donald Trump, the once “indispensable nation” that won World War II and built a new world order has become dispensable indeed. The decline and fall of American global power is, of course, nothing special in the great sweep of history. After all, in the 4,000 years since humanity’s first empire formed in the Fertile Crescent, at least 200 empires have... Read more
Source: What Does It Take to Destroy a World Order? appeared first on TomDispatch.com.
A shadowy Hungarian firm is at the center of Israel’s lethal pager explosions in Lebanon. With 26 dead, the incident highlights Israel’s covert operations and foreign involvement in the Middle East conflict.
The post Israel’s Lebanon Attack: Hungarian Shell Company Linked to Deadly Pager Blasts appeared first on MintPress News.
The movement counts among its ranks many disillusioned Arab and Muslim voters in the key swing state of Michigan.
The post Kamala Harris Refused to Meet With Uncommitted About Gaza — and Uncommitted Refused to Endorse Her appeared first on The Intercept.
Sean Görman works as the villainous “Manager of Champions” in New England Championship Wrestling. A graduate of Emerson College’s creative writing program, he’s the author of wrestling memoir Until We’re Strangers Again and numerous articles and essays about wrestling.
Experts on international law pointed to the indiscriminate nature of the blasts in Lebanon and the prohibition on booby traps.
The post Paging The Hague: Israel’s Exploding Electronics Might Be War Crimes appeared first on The Intercept.
Experts on international law pointed to the indiscriminate nature of the blasts in Lebanon and the prohibition on booby traps.
The post Paging The Hague: Israel’s Exploding Electronics Might Be War Crimes appeared first on The Intercept.
THE STRAIGHTFORWARD TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2
THE FOREBODING ROMAN TITLE: The Condiments Aisle, Part II
THE PUNNY TITLE: The Secondiments Aisle
THE PUNNY TITLE THAT’S OVERDOING IT: The Condiments Aisle 2: Come What Mayo
THE REDUNDANT TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: The Next Chapter
THE “ANGLING FOR AWARDS” TITLE: The Condiments Aisle 2: The Willow Weeps
For a lover of Soviet avant-garde art, In The Eye Of The Storm: Modernism in Ukraine 1900-1930 is a tipping moment of a few realisations, that started around the full-scale invasion on 24 February 2022. The exciting and pioneering art coming out of Soviet Empire in the 1920s and 1930s has been Russified for a […]
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