I hope you’re all excited to get rehearsals started. The script is strong, the set designs are amazing, and the whole theatrical community is looking forward to what we’re putting up. There’s only one problem. We just can’t find enough boys to do the Broadway play.
I know. It was a struggle last year too.
But since we don’t have quite enough guys yet, just for today, Bernadette, why don’t you read the waiter’s lines too? Okay, thank you.
And Patti, here, can you take these flyers and pass them around in your building? Maybe someone will want to try out. Tell them not to be shy.
In fact, don’t be shy yourselves. Ask your friends. Ask around. You know what? After rehearsal, Annaleigh and I are headed to the football field to see if any of the team wants to be in the play. I don’t think Coach Daboll would mind. And if the Giants are in rehearsal, too, maybe Mr. Steinbrenner can ask a few athletes. We’ll sing him a few selections from Damn Yankees! Ha ha. Little joke there.
What’s that, Audra?—Absolutely, see if any guys in your yoga class are interested. Thank you!