Don’t bite the hand that feeds you McDonald’s.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him use an all-gender bathroom.
It takes a village to run the Department of Government Efficiency.
Two wrongs do make a right-wing conspiracy theorist.
Wow, that costs an arm and an egg!
The early bird gets the brain worm.
When the going gets tough, the tough google “how move country?”
Childless cat lady got your tongue?
Fool us once, shame on us. Fool us twice, shame on us.
It’s not whether you win or lose; it’s how soon you find a coping mechanism.
Keep your friends close and your friends with disaster shelters closer.
The road to hell is paved with the President’s Collectible Trading Cards.
Honesty is the worst policy.
People who live in White Houses shouldn’t throw tantrums.
They’re barking up the wrong coconut tree.
It’s like taking candy from a baby you were forced to have.
The ball’s in your Supreme Court.
You made your bed; now you have to tell lies in it.
He’s throwing caution to the windmills.
