DREW: This house has been run down since the ’70s. We’re hoping we can help it get its groove back!
JONATHAN: That’s right. We’re going to give this fixer-upper a big boost of curb appeal.
GEORG: Why do you avert your eyes? Can you tell that I am nude beneath my velvet cloak?
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JONATHAN: I think we should redo the roof first.
DREW: No way, I’m all about bringing these floors back to their glory days.
GEORG: Have you ever eaten tiger prawns on the burnished gold sands of Tahiti’s shores? It is true: I, Georg Property, have long known such carnal delights.
JONATHAN: The driveway is—
GEORG (sadly): We are the only species that dips the bodies of our fallen prey in butter. We are a species of lonely gods.
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JONATHAN: This kitchen is so dated!