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Excerpts from Side A of this year’s worst-selling Halloween cassette tape. To listen to the audio versions of these sketches and others, click here.
1. Running into an Ex You’re Still in Love with at the Grocery Store
LAURA: Dave, is that you?
YOU: Babe! I mean, Laura. How… how are you?
LAURA: So so good. I haven’t seen you in, what, over a year?
YOU: Seventeen months. Yeah, it has been a while. Crazy, crazy. But you look great. Are you still seeing… never mind, not my business. I, um, see you still like hummus.
LAURA: What? Oh, yeah, got some Sabra in my cart. I still like hummus, I guess. Listen, we should grab a coffee sometime…
Former VA officials warn that another Trump term could irreparably damage the health care system for millions of veterans.
The post Trump’s Cronies Threw the VA Into Chaos. Millions of Veterans’ Lives Are on the Line Again. appeared first on The Intercept.
Our friends at 270 Reasons are gathering a polyphonic orchestra of brilliant writers, teachers, doctors, filmmakers, artists, and citizens of all kinds to weigh in about their plans to vote this November. These opinion essays run the gamut from advocacy for basic human rights to acutely personal mini-manifestoes. Read the rest over at 270 Reasons.
Because Kamala Harris Is an Ally to the Queer Community
Have you felt the chill?
Since the election of Trump and his Republican stacking of the Supreme Court, we’re facing a rollback of rights, civility, and the idea of joyful self-determination for all.
Trans, gender-nonconforming folks, drag queens, and our whole LGBTQIA+ community are under attack. But we’re not the only ones…
Kamala Harris gets it.
“After the Washington Post announced it would not endorse a presidential candidate in this year’s election or in the future, its billionaire owner remains silent as the newspaper’s staff are in turmoil.” – CNN
The Starfleet Gazette will not be endorsing a candidate in the upcoming election for president of the United Federation of Planets. This decision was not made lightly, but neither of the two candidates—decorated Starship Voyager Captain Kathryn Janeway or The Borg—has shown us a real path to endorsement, and we must stay true to our priorities: journalistic integrity and not pissing off The Borg.
Sure, The Borg have been a bit of a problem. Their tendency toward mass assimilation and the stripping of individuality and personal freedom doesn’t exactly jibe with our idea of what makes a great leader. But let’s be honest. Kathryn Janeway hasn’t been perfect.
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