“Donald Trump’s candidates keep delivering… for Democrats. Republicans didn’t learn their lesson in 2022 as MAGA mini-mes could once again cost the party winnable races.” — Vanity Fair, 9/30/24
As a party, we have to apologize for how things are going. We’re just having a minor “candidate quality” problem, but things should be back to normal once we’ve fixed this glitch.
There’s nothing wrong overall. Our party is healthy and strong. We just accidentally ran extremely low-quality candidates up and down the ballot. Whoops.
Our policies are not out of step with the American public. At least, not if we deny any association with the nine-hundred-page authoritarian manual that outlines them exactly. The only problem is our candidates, many of whom are running campaigns entirely staffed by the writers of said manual. It’s a bummer, but it doesn’t represent us.


