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Tue, 08/07/2025 - 03:00

If Zohran Mamdani does the inevitable and becomes mayor, and if he avoids deportation for committing the most tell-tale sign of a communist—using your hands to eat chicken over rice—New Yorkers might experience a cultural shift not seen since Jay-Z and Alicia Keys convinced the entire city that it could romanticize rent prices.

We’re talking about a full ideological rebranding of all five boroughs through rent freezing, free childcare, no longer allowing police to use their exceptional skills in racial profiling, and Trump’s ICE having to move to Hoboken to bully frat boys. You’ll be expected to know the difference between halal, Haram, and Hasan Minhaj. Landlords will no longer be able to afford matcha lattes, metro announcements will start with morning prayer rituals, and you will be asked the difference between infants, Fanta, and intifada before being served any spicy food.

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Mon, 07/07/2025 - 23:06

Our work began well before the formal announcement of the AI Initiative. Drupal Developer Days, in April, for example was a focused week of meetings, healthy debate, collaboration and consensus building which laid the foundations for the Initiative. 

Meeting at Drupal Dev Days

Launching marketing efforts

Much has already been achieved in raising awareness of Drupal AI. Thanks to the efforts of James Abrahams, Marcus Johansson, Frederik Wouters and many others, there is already a strong body of material in place — including high-quality presentations, conference talks, and resources such as workflows-of-ai.com — all showcasing the capabilities of Drupal AI.

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Mon, 07/07/2025 - 22:00

Starting later this year, all American women will be required to have a Government-Assigned Life Coach (GALC) in order to maintain US citizenship.

According to America’s top scientists, Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan, women’s independent thinking has been officially declared the number one cause of all bad stuff in the country. To address this national crisis, we’ve developed groundbreaking technology that captures women’s thoughts and feelings and transforms them into brand sponsorships. In exchange for surrendering their inner lives, women will receive the thing they love most: a free tote bag from Target.

Why GALC now?

Women were invented by scientists in 1972 primarily for economic purposes: to purchase beauty products, binge true crime, and fuel the algorithm using bikini selfies captioned with song lyrics about liberation they were never meant to fully experience. For decades, their low self-esteem has been a key driver of the GDP.

By 2012, we had nearly succeeded in turning every woman into a brand.

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Mon, 07/07/2025 - 17:16

Following an AP investigation accusing a US mercenary firm of firing on desperate Gaza aid seekers, the company has released extensive new footage in an attempt at damage control. But the video only further implicates the scandal-plagued operation. On July 2, the Associated Press released an exposé containing short videos which appeared to show American mercenaries associated with the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) opening fire on aid-seekers in Gaza during an incident in southern Gaza this May. The footage was […]

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