What he says: Thank god football’s back.
What he means: I miss my friends.
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What he says: Can you believe Travis Kelce is going as late as the seventh round in a lot of leagues?
What he means: I’ve never been more anxious about the passage of time. I graduated from college ten years ago, yet it feels like yesterday, and I fear the next ten years will go by even faster.
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What he says: I know I’m reaching for Lamar Jackson in the first round, but it’s worth it just for the excuse to watch him play every week.
What he means: I want to buy a motorcycle.
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What he says: I’d rather have the tenth pick than the first pick.