Originally published July 2, 2019
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The full transcript from the CNN Presidential debate between President Thomas Whitmore and challenger Governor Patrick Stevens.
WOLF BLITZER, MODERATOR: Welcome to the CNN debate for the 1996 presidential election. President Whitmore, let me begin by thanking you for saving our country and the entire world from the alien invasion this past July Fourth.
(THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE)
PRESIDENT THOMAS WHITMORE: I just did what any other fighter jet pilot hero president would have done.
(THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE THAT TURNS INTO A STANDING OVATION)