1. Patience is key.
2. Remember to take breaks for self-care.
3. And don’t forget to go to the bathroom.
4. It’s better to make slow progress with the pieces than no progress on the puzzle at all.
5. Accept the pieces the way they are. A turtle piece can never be a camel puzzle. Stop trying to change them when they show you who they are.
6. Sometimes, you must realize it’s not you; it’s just a crappy puzzle. It’s not worth your time to guess whether it is off-white or eggshell white, and you’re better off on your own.
7. Your self-worth isn’t determined by how many puzzles you solve. It is determined by whether you can get the puzzle to marry you and have puzzle babies.
8. A complicated puzzle piece is not easy to love and is always alone on a Friday night, looking for that one missing edge piece.
9. Don’t get jealous of the puzzle pieces that found where they belonged first.
10. Even if it seems like they are happier, prettier, and having more fun than you.
11. Even if that puzzle piece is your parent’s favorite for finally giving them grand puzzles.