Ha!
A mistaken vocal inflection produced by the waitress when you mentioned you have a boat.
Oh!
Often produced involuntarily when you realize you are much kinkier than you thought you were.
Wham!
Your drunk uncle describing the impact of his 2018 Dodge Ram during his first DUI.
Twang!
A combination of traditional values and piss water boycotts.
Thwack!
Often heard in repetition and completed between three and five minutes with a lackluster partner.
Grrr!
An internal reaction to your mom’s curfew rule (you’re thirty-two).
Rip!
A cool maneuver performed by a single nostril; occasionally from a mirror, more commonly from a urinal.
Slam!
Da-duh-duh.
Da Duh Duh
Let the boys be boys!