Adventuring Farmhand
I’m sore for home, Mister Barts. The first thing I’m going to do when I get back is start a family. I’m going to hold hands with my lady Evyelynne for six hours, and as soon as that’s over, I’ve got a ring ready for the proposal. It’s just the simple life for me from here on out. By the way, I’ve got something incredibly important to tell you about the meaning of life. I’ve been thinkin’ a lot actually, and you know—nah, it’s just silly stuff, never mind. Doy!
Outspoken Woman in an Oppressive Regime
I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to live another day as a repressed member of this misogynistic cult. You keep watch, Barts. You’re the indispensable hero of this operation. And here, hold onto my Michael Kors fanny pack. It reminds me of my mother, in the before-times. She always loved MK. I’ll be back to reclaim it before you can say “feminism.”