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Our 12th most-read article of 2023.
Originally published February 16, 2023.
You’ve been on the lookout for a cardigan in a color that’s less edgy than “fawn” or “heather oatmeal.”
You recently traded your favorite slingbacks for a pair of Dansko clogs recommended by your podiatrist.
You have a podiatrist.
Invisibility seemed like a really cool superpower when you were a child; now, it’s your reality.
Neighborhood cats have been following you home.
You have two pairs of eyeglasses: a regular pair and a “fun” pair.
In the grocery store, a trio of women in cashmere twinsets murmurs, “Her wizening is nigh,” when you pass them in the probiotics aisle.
Your favorite necklace is made from large vintage buttons, beaded flowers, and repurposed copper pipes. It really pops with a cowl-neck sweater.
This is sheerest stupidity:
This is the commander of #IRGCterrorists Quds Force Esmail Ghaani grieving at the coffin of Razi Mousavi today. This is deterrence. 1/2 pic.twitter.com/LJG5Zmp7GW
— Jason Brodsky (@JasonMBrodsky) December 28, 2023
Nothing will change about Iran’s policy, or to how well it is carried out. Not a thing.
Specialized underwater photographers reveal secrets of the sea’s flamboyant babies.
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Our 13th most-read article of 2023.
Originally published February 13, 2023.
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