“We Need to Synch Our Agile
Framework with Our Projected Workflow”
Okay, listen up.
I don’t know what you just said.
Am I getting axed?
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“We’re Instituting a ‘Return-to-Office’ Mandate
to Improve Company Performance”
What saves you money,
And would help prevent layoffs?
No more offices.
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“Is This a Realistic Timeline for This Project?”
Absolutely not.
It’s the work of three people,
with no overtime.
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“Do You Have a Minute to Talk?”
Oh no. This is it.
Hold on, you just need a file?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
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“Happy Employee Appreciation Day!”
Are you kidding me?
We know layoffs are coming.
Thanks for the free pen.