If you cannot decide whether to go to South America or British East Africa because you are getting bored with Paris, drink a full glass of whiskey.
Drink one shot of absinthe if you are waiting to be seated at a restaurant.
Drink two bottles of wine with dinner if you are entertaining a French prostitute.
If you run into someone you know, but they’re only worth about five minutes of your time, have a fine a l’eau with them.
The second you run into someone you know that you see every day, drink brandy and soda continually until one of you has to leave.
If a Greek count gives you one dozen bottles of champagne, send him out to buy more. Drink two before going to the club.
If you are waiting at the bar for your lover and they are five minutes late, have a Jack Rose.
Speed Round: Drink of Choice

