Ruggles: Puli, named by the kids. Tolerates (barely) their “Ruggles snuggles.”
Wonderland: Retired greyhound.
Amory: Papillon whose owner does not know how to spell “amore.” Or “Papillon.”
Kendall: Afghan hound with her own Instagram.
Chelsea: Pomeranian with her own Instagram. Has beef with Kendall.
Charles: Border Collie who has his own chair at the table. Seems to understand more English than he lets on.
Davis: Husky who only howls in the Dorian mode.
JFK: Yellow Lab. Has visited Martha’s Vineyard more times than you have.
Wellington: English Cream Golden Retriever. Has spent more hours on a yacht than you have.
Maverick: Doberman. Has enough flight hours to get his pilot’s license.
Bowdoin: Maine Coon cat. Not a dog, but like a dog, in the same way Bowdoin is like a “little Ivy.”


