Excerpts from Side A of this year’s worst-selling Halloween cassette tape. To listen to the audio versions of these sketches and others, click here.
1. Running into an Ex You’re Still in Love with at the Grocery Store
LAURA: Dave, is that you?
YOU: Babe! I mean, Laura. How… how are you?
LAURA: So so good. I haven’t seen you in, what, over a year?
YOU: Seventeen months. Yeah, it has been a while. Crazy, crazy. But you look great. Are you still seeing… never mind, not my business. I, um, see you still like hummus.
LAURA: What? Oh, yeah, got some Sabra in my cart. I still like hummus, I guess. Listen, we should grab a coffee sometime…