Just like you, this groundbreaking thermostat rewrites the laws of thermodynamics to be hot and cold simultaneously. It can instantly cool any space to 28 degrees Fahrenheit while simultaneously warming it to 114.
The Smart Thermostat for the Perimenopausal is advertised pretty much exclusively by word of mouth, and each person who tells you about it describes a slightly different array of features.
If you ask your HVAC guy about this thermostat, he’ll confirm that, yeah, he’s heard of it—but the problems with your current thermostat are a normal part of an aging system. Have you tried just learning to deal with them?
Before an unnecessarily snippy cease and desist letter, the thermostat was marketed with the acronym MEST (Modern Essential Sensitive Thermostat). Given its unprecedented speed in reaching elevated temperatures, some people—but not nice ones—called it the HOT MEST.