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Every time one mentions that Biden has committed genocide, someone says “But Trump will be worse!”
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The Minns government has shown no sign of backing down from their paltry pay offer of 10.5 per cent over three years for all nurses and midwives.
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“Ms. Harris, 59, could be inclined to turn to someone from a swing state that the party needs to win. She is also likely to turn to a male running mate, Democrats said, to give the ticket balance.”- The New York Times
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Confronting the ethical and ecological dilemma over culling animals for conservation.
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