“In Tuesday’s presidential debate, former President Donald Trump again falsely claimed that Democrats support abortions ‘after birth’ and ‘executing’ babies.” — NPR, 9/11/24
Concrete Shoe Baby Booties
The little tyke can go either to the top of your expense list or to the bottom of the Hudson.
The Wicker Man Bee Helmet
If someone asks how your abortion was carried out, tell ’em it’s none of their bees-ness.
Baby Plinko
The baby is dropped into a special Price Is Right Plinko machine, where it wins $10,000 or lands on a cobra.
Stone Cold Stunner
For a few extra bucks, Stone Cold will pour a beer on your baby and give it a double bird salute.
Dagger Mobile
It’s just like any other mobile, until the timer goes off.