There was a time when a man did not film the fish. You learned about the shark when you saw it break the surface. The shark is not interested in ratings. Still the men come. They bring waterproof 4K cameras and podcasts and livestreams that do not truly live. They call it a week of sharks. A shark week. Here is mine, if we must.
Sunday
There are four influencers with tan lines and white teeth. They are dropped into open water and told to “vibe.” One is named Jax. Another used to be a lifeguard. They laugh. They stitch and duet. They name the circling fin “Brosef.” Brosef is not their brother. Brosef does not forgive. The boat does not return to save them. Credits roll over silence.
