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“Trump threatens ‘economic force’ to make Canada ‘51st State’ after PM resignation.” — The Independent
America, you know Canada as your hat. We’d like to keep it that way.
As you may be aware, Donald Trump has been flirting with illegal expansionist fantasies again. They include possibly invading Panama, taking over Greenland in some kind of rent-to-own scheme, and, of course, making Canada the fifty-first state.
We are flattered to be asked, but think maybe this whole thing is moving a little too fast. We’re super busy with work, and there’s that thing with our mom, who is now our dad. It’s complicated.
Canada has been right here, hanging out with America’s frosty bits, for 157 years. It’s been great, mostly. You seem to like us when you remember us. Everyone needs a friend who can explain the rules of curling. And we love you too. Or, at least, we love certain aspects of you.
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And why those that do aren’t just trading in meme coins for the lulz.
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So, a very partial list of donors to Trump’s second inauguration includes:
- Apple’s Tim Cook.
- Ken Griffon of Citadel.
- Amazon’s Jeff Bezos.
- Sam Altman of OpenAI.
- Zuckerberg of Meta/Facebook.
- Dara Koroshawi of Uber.
- General Motors, Ford and Toyota.
Trump imposed a lot of sanctions on China in his first term but somehow Apple avoided most of them. Not coincidentally Tim Cook supposedly talked to Trump every week. I’m sure he spent that time being Trump’s good friend and toady.
I don’t blame him for it, it was his job. Apple sold a ton of phones in China and made most of their gear in China. Trump could have (and can) tear the heart of out of Apple.
The FTC is planning to take Meta to court over anti-trust violations this year. Want to bet they change their minds?
Amazon is nothing but a giant sucking anti-trust violation.
Billionaires gonna billionaire — and lick the boots of whoever will bring them more riches and impunity.
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