“The term ‘TACO,’ short for Trump Always Chickens Out, has been used to describe how markets tumble on the president’s tariff threats, then rebound when he gives way.” – New York Times
GRAPE - Gift Received, Announced Pardon Early
PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
CHEESE - Classic Hillbilly Elegy, Earning Stablecoin Emoluments
BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
EGG - Executive Grift-Golfing
MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD



