“Cuomo holds his lead one week before primary day, as voters express unease with city’s direction.” — The Manhattan Institute
In case you haven’t heard: I’m running for mayor. I have a vision for our city that focuses on improving the lives of working people. However, recently, it has come to my attention that something is missing from my candidacy. What can I do to demonstrate that I’m serious about holding a higher office?
I need to start sexually harassing women.