Pg. 49: Your ox dies from dysentery. Two days later, you die from grief.
Pg. 72: In a world of apocalyptic warfare, drone massacres, and nuclear devastation, there is no market for Lisa Frank–inspired iPhone cases. Your microbusiness fails.
Pg. 48: A man named John Cigarettes offers you a cigarette. You accept the cigarette. You like how it makes you feel. It’s almost like the world stops while you smoke. When you finish the cigarette, you ask John for another. “Sorry,” he says, “I’m all out.” But you can tell that his pack of cigarettes is full, and that John is not telling the truth. When you return to the Church of the Holy Redeemer and Fiefdom of the Executor of Heretics, you tell them that John is a heretic. They find and crucify John.