A great star shines over a stable in Bethlehem. The Three Kings arrive and kneel before the Holy Family.
BALTHAZAR: We come bearing gifts for the newborn king, O Holy Ones.
MARY: Just put them on the table. We’re doing a white elephant thing this year.
MELCHIOR: White elephant?! Where?
MARY: No, we take turns opening gifts. You can keep the one you open, or switch with anyone else. What could possibly go wrong?
GASPAR: The King of Kings was meant to bring peace on Earth. This will surely cause hatred, greed, and jealousy.
MARY: Oh, it’ll be fun. I’ll start. Ooooh. Gold! Now THAT is a present. Thank you! You’re up, Melchior.
MELCHIOR: I want to go on the record saying I think this is a bad idea. But let’s see. Hmmm, myrrh. I’m going to be honest—I’m a wise man, and even I don’t know what myrrh is. So, I’ll switch it for the gold. Is that how this works?