From all of us here at Bank of Money, Happy Pride!
Though if anyone asks, you didn’t hear that from us. We’re straight now.
We know that may come as a surprise after the past ten years of emphasizing all the money we’ve donated to LGBTQIA+ orgs, taking up increasingly more space in the parade with our float, and having the bank’s twitter account flirt with Lil Nas X. But we’d now like to clarify that we’re only into one-man, one-woman stuff.
We will be pulling our Platinum Sponsorship from this year’s Pride weekend. Sure, it’ll cost the festival hundreds of thousands of dollars on short notice, but you wouldn’t want a cishet bank there, would you? We’re cis now too.
Just think of this shift like the morning we change our LinkedIn profile from our rainbow logo back to our regular one. It’s always July 1 now at Bank of Money.