The nine justices of the United States Supreme Court sit in their conference room around a grand table fashioned out of old-growth mahogany trees stolen from a Honduran rainforest.
CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: Okay, then, that’s settled. The vote is six to three to make it legal to hurl diseased cow carcasses into Lake Tahoe. What’s next on the agenda?
JUSTICE ALITO: Can we consider that case about whether women should have the right to drive?
JUSTICE GORSUCH (under his breath): Women. Right to drive. Ha.
JUSTICE KAGAN (sighing): How about if we took a short break? I’m so tired. So very, very tired.
CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: I think we could spare a few minutes, sure.
JUSTICE THOMAS: Who wants to talk about guns?