ABBOTT: Since it has historically caused us heartache, I’m going to grab a program with all the players’ names printed in it.
(Abbott leaves)
COSTELLO (to the Grinch, seated next to him): Hey, do you know who is playing today?
GRINCH: Of course I know. They all are. They’re on first, second, the outfield. Everywhere.
COSTELLO: Who is?
GRINCH: Yes. Look at those Whos all dressed in their hats, with their balls and their gloves and their dumb wooden bats.
COSTELLO: Who is dressed in little hats?
GRINCH: I know, I hate it.
COSTELLO: Well, do you know who that is on first?
GRINCH: Sort of. I took his Christmas presents one year.
COSTELLO: You took whose Christmas presents?
GRINCH: Yes, but the Whos got them back.
COSTELLO: Who gave them back?