Hello, [Wendy / Mary / Sherry / Sandy / Kitty / Candy / unnamed “little girl”], and welcome to Rosalita’s.
No doubt you were brought here because Bruce Springsteen wrote an incredible song whose sole purpose was to convince you to [quit this scene / drive deep into the night on the highway in a car / drive deep into the night on the highway on a motorcycle / go down the shore]. Here at Rosalita’s, you will find validation and support in the company of like-minded women and girls: the residents and employees of Rosalita’s are women from New Jersey named Wendy, Mary, Sherry, Sandy, Kitty, Candy, or, of course, Rosalita, who is our founder and CEO. We know exactly what you’re going through.
