Foot tapping (beats 2 and 4!).
Head shaking (all beats, heavier on beats 2 and 4).
Hand drumming on every surface—steering wheel, tables, grocery cart.
Get excited when, in the noise of the mall, you hear the perfect high-hat rhythm. Only to find that it’s coming from a coffee machine.
Run from the Smokin’ Hickory BBQ stall, hands over your ears, muttering loudly to drown out the root-fifth bass line and boom-chick boom-chick drums of country music.
Do the same when they pipe Kenny G into your dentist’s waiting room. Hey, Chet Baker managed without teeth.
Feel surprised when you see a photograph of musicians that’s in color.
Start using phrases like “Dig it!” or “Solid, man!”
Use “man” at the end of every sentence, man.
Your T-shirts feature iconic jazz photographs and sayings. Your long-sleeved shirts are black turtlenecks.



