Our tribe is facing an existential threat. Now is not the time for division. We must work together to protect our future. That’s why, instead of invoking the ten plagues and escaping to the Promised Land, we need to support the Pharaoh, no matter how detrimental he is to our tribe, Egypt, or the whole world.
I know what you’re thinking: The Pharaoh spent his entire life lying and defrauding, how do you know he won’t throw us under the camel when it becomes convenient? Well, he might be a greedy supervillain who cares about nothing but himself, but he was friendly to a few token tribe members, so just ignore the other stuff.
