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It was Christmas in Whoville, time for roast beast and cake.
As the sole home insurer, I earned this long break.
Finally, a day without contracts or quotes—
just presents, and wreaths, and big winter coats.
So imagine my shock when my phone started ringing,
with claims pouring in and not holiday singing.
At the first call, I thought, oh my gosh—what a mess.
The Who family was robbed, and on Christmas, no less!
Then the second came in, from the Whos (no relation).
They’d also been robbed and were seeking salvation.
By the third claim, I knew something must be afoot,
if the whole town was hit, my firm was kaput.
There was simply no way I could pay all these Whos,
I’d go bankrupt for sure; I’d just have to refuse.
I pulled out each policy for a loophole, I searched—
any excuse to leave Whos in the lurch.
Does a dwelling contract really cover a robbing?
Apparently so, which left me there sobbing.
This business was built on making me wealthy.
Could that all be undone by a burglar so stealthy?
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Lewis began by conveying appreciation to the upper management team for the way they had all rallied together despite the unpleasantness of recent events and expressed he was more confident than ever in the future of the company. It was, however, time to move on to the next era of UnitedHealthcare, and in the interests of getting back to business, he was pleased to announce that Larry would be taking over as the new CEO of the company.
The announcement was met with scattered applause emojis as Larry thanked everyone and said that while this was certainly a proud day for him, and he was thankful for the honor, he felt Kevin would be the best hire for CEO instead.
Kevin seemed taken aback by this turn of events and said no, no, no, and reiterated that Larry was the right man to be the next CEO of UnitedHealthcare and that Larry had his full support.
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