Thank you for attending our company’s all-hands.
It’s been an incredible eight years since we launched the first version of the Small Child. I’m not embarrassed to say that initially, we had a suboptimal product-market fit. The UX was terrible, and first-time users had no idea how to navigate the product. But we stayed agile. We pivoted hard and iterated rapidly. After several years of design sprints, I’m proud to announce that we’re launching the latest version of the Small Child. Meet xKid, your everyday companion.
We’re entering a bold new era of technology, and those who don’t adapt will be left behind. I knew we needed to update the Small Child in a way that truly meets this moment. xKid still has all the features you know and love about the Small Child. But now, it’s superpowered by AI—Always Interrupting.