“CDC panel recommends multiple shots for measles, mumps, rubella, and chickenpox instead of a single vaccine… Experts react with concern that increasing the number of vaccinations required will threaten children’s health.” — The Guardian
At long last, our government is taking a strong anti-coddling stance on vaccines, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Younger generations of namby-pamby participation-trophy screen addicts need the kind of toughening experience I faced in the good old days of my youth.
To be clear, when I say “the good old days,” I mean “the Nixon era.” When I say “my youth,” I mean “when I weighed less than a golf ball and had a tail.” And when I say “toughening experience,” I mean “first-trimester prenatal rubella.”


