Our Vision
Redecorating the White House is a sacred task. My all-star crew of designers includes London Tipton, the ghost of Elvis Presley, a prom queen named Kaighleigh, Mr. Monopoly, a handful of Real Housewives, and Queen Elizabeth’s two surviving corgis.
All aesthetic additions to the White House must honor America’s ideals, reflect America’s potential, and showcase America’s creativity. Or just be shiny.
Our guiding values are elegance and sophistication. That’s why we filled our Pinterest board with images of Scrooge McDuck’s money bin, cruise ship jewelry stores, the Cheesecake Factory, rejected Baz Luhrmann sets, and the defunct mobile app “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.”
The Oval Office
Here we asked: “What if Liberace and Marie Antoinette had a baby? And what if that baby projectile-vomited all over the room?”
Empty space was our enemy. The clearance aisle at HomeGoods was our answer.
