Four explosive tales of blood, spit, and venom.
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Four explosive tales of blood, spit, and venom.
The post The Animals That Turn Bodily Fluids into Weapons appeared first on Nautilus.
Your rather unrefined friend sends you a link to an AI-generated violin concerto.
“Cool, right?!” she texts, followed by the laughing emoji.
You touch the callus on your neck from your twenty-two years of playing violin. Suddenly, the memory of the ruler-wielding teacher you had before you started the Suzuki method invades your mind, and you wince, subconsciously hiding your knuckles.
You click on “Vibrant Expressive Baroque Concerto.”
It’s not that good.
It sounds like the B-side of a knockoff of the Brandenburg Concertos.
Nobody wants pretty good music. Nobody wants a pretty good burger. This is New York, you tell yourself, we don’t do “pretty good.”
You are more of a depression person. Eat your moping croissants and skip directly to the next stage.