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Thu, 01/05/2025 - 03:11

“President Trump signed a list of executive actions aimed at both higher education and K-12 schools. One of the actions takes aim at college and university accreditors, organizations the White House says have ‘abused their authority by imposing discriminatory diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI)–based standards.’” — NPR

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In light of the recent absolutely-not-political-at-all orders from the federal government to systematically dismantle any institutional memory of the words “diversity,” “equity,” or “inclusion” (and to replace them with something more patriotic, like “freedom of sameness”), Southwestern University for Civic Knowledge (SUCK) would like to reassure the community that it remains firmly committed to whatever version of moral clarity is currently legally advisable.

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Thu, 01/05/2025 - 00:35

Today, the Vietnamese people celebrate 50 years since the People’s Army of Vietnam (PAVN) and the National Liberation Front (NLF, or Viet Cong) liberated Saigon, coordinating with the city’s popular uprising to remove the US-backed South Vietnamese puppet regime from power to end 150 years of colonialism and create an independent Vietnam. This independence was […]

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Wed, 30/04/2025 - 22:00

Attention, bank employees and patrons! This is a robbery. Remain calm, lie down on the ground, and check in with yourselves. Do you have the emotional capacity for us to rob you right now?

Don’t look my partner in the eye. Don’t look at him! He’s super socially anxious. He just takes a little time to open up. Once you get to know him, though? He has the heart of a poet.

NO TALKING. Let’s all embrace this opportunity for silence with a deep inhale. That’s it. Now, with your next exhale, place your wallets and valuables into this NPR tote bag. Many of you may be feeling discomfort. That’s totally okay! Discomfort is a gift. It’s the body’s way of telling you there is more for you to learn.

Ma’am, please stop struggling while I’m binding your hands. I can’t let you go free, but I can offer you your choice of rope. Do you like cotton or twine?