Thank you for your interest in our funding opportunity. Please review our following updated guidelines before submitting your application.
Artist must be citizen of the US or its surrounding territories.
Artist must not be enrolled in a degree-granting institution at time of application.
Artist must have no more than two published full-length works prior to application, and no more than five real-life friends.
Artist must currently be suffering from spiraling intrusive thoughts.
Artist must have wept spontaneously and uncontrollably in the last twenty-four hours. (But not necessarily for the last twenty-four hours.)
Artist must have lived with their parents for an extended period as an adult. (Special consideration will be given to artists who have moved back home twice and are over the age of thirty.)
Artist must question the fabric of reality regularly, interjecting phrases like “Can you believe this?” or “What the hell is going on??” or “Not today, Satan.”




