Agatha Christie: “I bet I could murder them and get away with it.”
Ernest Hemingway: “For sale. Two testicles. Never used.”
George R. R. Martin: “Hold on, I’ll tell you later…”
Cormac McCarthy: “The man stands. Jaw slacked and mouth opened black and round like a charred spider’s egg. Posture twisted. Hair claggy with gel and sweat. The man does not carry the fire.”
Ernest Cline: “They probably don’t even know what PO-024 Field Repair E-Frame is; such a poser.”
Mary Shelley: “Definitely not a real goth. SMDH.”
Ralph Ellison: “Oh god, not them again—quick, hide!”
Jack Kerouac: “Even I think this guy is a bit much.”
Maya Angelou: “When they were asking me about my book, I’m pretty sure they were confusing it with We Bought a Zoo.”