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“In recent months, a curious fixation has emerged in corners of academia: the em dash. More specifically, the apparent moral panic around how it is spaced. A dash with no spaces on either side? That must be AI-generated writing. Case closed.”
— Joseph Mellors, Inside Higher Ed
I would like to address the recent slander circulating on social media, in editorial Slack channels, and in the margins of otherwise decent Substack newsletters. Specifically, the baseless, libelous accusation that my usage is a telltale sign of artificial intelligence.
Listen here, my good bitch.
Writers have been using me long before the advent of AI. I am the punctuation equivalent of a cardigan—beloved by MFA grads, used by editors when it’s actually cold, and worn year-round by screenwriters. I am not new here. I am not novel. I’m the cigarette you keep saying you’ll quit.
Once upon a time, success for a company like UnionBustingToxicDeathFactory Inc. was merely turning a profit.
But these days, people want companies that care about more.
Somehow, there is a perception out there that UnionBustingToxicDeathFactory Inc. is just some kind of union-busting toxic death factory. It’s crucial for our planet and our profit that we shift this attitude.
But change won’t be easy.
The microscopic amount of money we recently spent on socially conscious initiatives deeply unsettled our board members.
But we didn’t give up.
We were able to keep the board members in check by ensuring their objectively ludicrous annual bonuses remained exactly the same, using additional profits we made from AI assistants that tell factory employees not to have bathroom breaks.
It goes without saying that the last few years have been hard for everyone.
Even our investors who somehow made an eye-watering profit during the pandemic are still feeling the lingering effects of Zoom Fatigue. There is a justifiable skepticism of big corporations.
- by Aeon Video
If an outright refusal feels rude but you don’t want to have to explain, here’s how to say ‘no’ the Japanese way
- by Richard Fisher
Survivors of the Al-Baqa Cafe bombing in Gaza, and the loved ones of the dead, share their stories of the Israeli attack.
The post “I Said Good Morning to the Dead”: Inside the Al-Baqa Cafe Bombing appeared first on The Intercept.
Chimpanzees favour the colour red. Junglefowl prefer symmetry. Our shared capacity for aesthetic pleasure is cause for wonder
- by Brandon Keim
- by Tim Bayne
These flying jewels have fascinated scientists and inspired devotion across the ages
The post The Heaven and Earth Bird appeared first on Nautilus.
Cave remains found in Israel point to unique, locally specific culinary practices among our ancient ancestors
The post Neanderthals Might Have Shared Family Recipes appeared first on Nautilus.
Since Palestine Action (PA) was proscribed by the British government earlier this month, a series of protests have highlighted the injustice of that decision. In a democracy, we expect public opinion to prevail over — and shape — government policy. In Britain, 55 percent of people oppose Israel’s war on Gaza, a conflict only 15 […]
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