Sorry, everybody, I hate to be that guy, but what’s going on with the apocalypse orgy? It’s happening, right? Do we have any more details about it, or are we just going into this whole doomsday orgy thing completely off the cuff?
 Seriously, what are the logistics behind the apocalypse orgy?
 Look, I know everyone’s in favor of having one massive, horrifying doomsday orgy in the last precious moments before our planet becomes completely uninhabitable. But I just think that we, as a group, have to be realistic and realize that a truly great doomsday orgy isn’t going to happen overnight. In science fiction, it always looks so easy: every time a society like ours is about to face a mass extinction, they descend, almost by magic, into a writhing orgy where seas of gyrating bodies fill the streets in a desperate attempt to numb their existential dread with the temporary comforts of thrusting flesh and undulating genitalia.