Hey, your partner called us. Wow. Skateboarding? Right now, at this point in your life? Recreationally? No! Why do you insist on wading into the waters of the Unknown when the safe shores of Life have been given to you by people who love you?
Here are our top five picks for relaxing outdoor chairs. All are perfect for taking a load off and thinking about the heartache and anxiety you force onto your family with all your little “ideas.”
Sol 72 Outdoor Brentwood
Long Reclining Single Chaise
with Cushion
Unlike a Three Posts Dowling Wide, this chair has no guardrails, perfect for someone obsessed with throwing their family into chaos. You skateboarded for a whole summer? When? Not any summer anyone has known you. Must have been one of those summers you spent entirely isolated from everyone you love.