THOMAS JEFFERSON: Pizza’s here!
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: What’s on this? Is this blue cheese?
JOHN ADAMS: Can I have a piece with less blue cheese on it?
JEFFERSON: Just pick it off.
ADAMS: Can someone help me cut my slice into smaller pieces?
JEFFERSON: Sure, John.
ADAMS: It’s so spicy!
JEFFERSON: Don’t be a wimp, John. You said you liked buffalo sauce.
ADAMS: This one just has, like, more buffalo sauce than I normally get.
JEFFERSON: Well, you guys said, “Surprise us!” so there you go. We should have just gotten pepperoni.
FRANKLIN: No, it’s fine. I’m pepperonied out. I ate so much charcuterie in France.